COMPARATIVE EXOFORAMINOMANCY: A METHODOLOGICAL PROPOSAL FOR ASSESSING COSMIC AND TERRESTRIAL INFLUENCES ON HUMAN AND ANIMAL ANORECTAL STRUCTURES

Exoforaminomancy, defined as the study of biological phenomena through the incidence of exogenous forces on external foramina, proposes a pseudoscientific framework integrating proctology, comparative biology, and cosmology. This article presents a methodology based on circular statistics to analyze marks of cosmic and terrestrial waves on the anus of humans and deuterostome animals. Using simulations and tests such as Rayleigh, Watson-Williams, Mardia-Watson-Wheeler, Kuiper, and Raos Spacing, we explore correlations with zodiac signs. We propose experiments like Cosmic Tuning and highlighting expected outcomes that position the anus as a cosmic antenna. This work states the necessary tests to validate outcomes of research.